I can’t stop watching.
this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.
"I do believe that if she could sing under a secret identity and still affect people and touch their lives that she’d rather not be famous. That, if she had her choice, she’d rather take off her shoes and do cartwheels in the park. That’s really who she’d like to be. But unfortunately that’s something you give up when you become as famous as she is. We’ve tried it many times. We tried it in London a few summers ago—Tina, Solange, and myself. We were riding bikes and just hanging out, and Beyoncé was at the hotel and was, like, "I’m coming!" And we waited, and she got there and arrived with a big crowd of people behind her. We tried to ignore it, but even in that moment she said, "You guys enjoy the day and I’m going to go." And she left. But she doesn’t complain about it. This is what she was born to do and she’s loved it since she was a kid. She never takes it for granted. She appreciates every second of it."
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
The reason I just love Beyonce with dark hair more than blonde is because the bitch looks like she will snatch your spine out of your back and laugh as you fall to the ground like a puddle. With dark hair she really looks like she can be Baphomet’s mother. With dark hair my God looks like the African Queen who sold other Africans to white men in the 1600s. Dark haired Beyonce looks mean enough to slap your mother in the face with her church hat on the sabbath. Dark haired Beyonce would plant drugs in your car and report your license plate. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch to key your car if you cheat on her and engrave her signature in it and dare you to call the police. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch who will sleep with your dad while your mom is out of town and still tell you your outfit is cute at school. That is why dark haired Beyonce is my favorite.I now aspire to be dark haired Beyoncé
SEE YALL DONT BE UNDERSTANDING ME WHEN I TELL YALL HOW MUCH I AM HERE FOR DARK HAIRED BEYONCÉ
David Letterman defends Beyoncé against
the racistBill O’Reilly
That bigot solely picked on Beyonce because she’s black. There are many white artists who have an incredibly negative affect on pop culture but you’ll never see him comment on their behavior. However nitpicking on every little thing black men and women do comes naturally to him.
I never have people in my house, yet here are The Connie Chungs getting ready for #TOSketchfest tomorrow night, 10pm at the Lower Ossington Theatre. Get your tix www.torontosketchfest.com
The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour
Photo Credit: Robin Harper